Empaths Tell the Worst Jokes

I suspect that decent satire requires you to really embrace your own subjectivity. Dive deep enough into another person’s experience, and nobody is absurd to themselves. Everybody’s living their life like it’s the one serious life they’ve got.

​It’s the miscommunication that works for comedy. It’s cutting off your insight at least one dimension short of empathy. And if there’s some higher-minded social value in that, it’s laying bare what we are wont to see in each other from the other side of a divide.

Jurassic Park Is Frankenstein Interruptus

The reason Jurassic Park (the film, 1993) worked, and why none of its sequels have come close, is because the first film is essentially the same dynamics as the first half of Frankenstein, and the sequels all lose the plot from there.

The first hour and change of the 1993 film are moving, exciting, exhilarating even if the dinosaurs never escape. We are watching deeply nerdy people who have dedicated their lives to science and discovery achieve a miracle. The looks on their faces communicate awe, inspiration, even love, from the moment they see the first brachiosaurus, through the shot below of Sam Neil cuddling a sick triceratops, and on. I have been laughed at over too many parties for insisting that the real story of the film is essentially a love story, but I’m sticking with it.

The point at which the movie turns is, of course, once they realize they can’t control the miracle they’ve created. It begins to destroy them. So far, we’re right along with Frankenstein. People run, die, cry, regret, but then they escape the island, and the conflict is essentially paused.

At this point the JP franchise loses the singular thing that made its premise compelling in the first place. From here on out, our dinosaurs serve the same function for our future protagonists as Godzilla.

No one looks at these creatures with the same sense of awe, pride, marvel, accomplishment, or beauty again. We’re completely unconflicted about them. They’re here to eat us, and our feelings are pretty simple about that.

If the franchise ever wants to make good on its promise, the most compelling sequel of JP possible is simply the last half of Frankenstein. Bring back the creators, with all their pride and devotion to the monster, and make the creators resolve to destroy their creation. Make them choose to unmake the miracle. Give us the grief of that resolution, through the eyes of the people most affected by it.

Until you do, it’s just more Godzillas with different branding.

On Inauguration Day

“Now, sitting in the hot, steamy  kitchen, he thought that all this kow-towing to stupid idiots who cherished the idea that they were God’s Chosen just because they had white skins, had to come to an end. The silly bastards, he thought, they had been stupefied into supporting a system which had to bust one day and take them all down with it; instead of permanent security and justice, they had chosen to preserve a tyranny that could only feed them temporarily on the crumbs of power and privilege.”

Alex La Guma, In The Fog Of The Seasons’ End

Marriage

The earth once shared its orbit with another planet, about the size of Mars. These two circled each other for billions of years, maintaining a delicately braided, orbital path. For one to come closer to the sun, the other would wait through the period of its shadow. One could never slip too far ahead without feeling its momentum drain and lurch back into the coupled corkscrew of that long symbiosis, year after year, until one day their equilibrium slipped. And the two planets collided, with a violent shudder, and what remained of the second planet was smaller then. Cold, and barren. And that was, so they theorize, the formation of the moon.

Where you go, I will be unable to stay far ahead or behind. When you move into the sun, I will wait in the patient dark behind you. Drawn around the sun by ourselves and each other. And if ever that delicate symbiosis decouples, know that I could not slip away cleanly into space. The collision would come first. And if it broke me in two, at least half of me would stay behind, still orbiting, silently, colder, drawing on your tides.

Space is too big

Dear exoplanet enthusiasts,

Every planet outside the solar system is far enough away that we’d have to build ships that go between 1,000x and 10,000x faster than anything we’ve ever built to get there in a lifetime, two lifetimes, a handful of lifetimes, whatever. In the last fifty years, our progress has been something less than 1.5x?

All this habitual hullabaloo around how close such and such planet is completely misses that none of this matters without fictional technology. It’s like you’re a starving refugee and someone lists a fortune 500 Company for sale at an unusual discount. That’s neat. But this information is completely irrelevant to you until your income is roughly a million percent higher than it is now, maybe ten million, who knows it’s all rough math, and at that point whatever purported discount you started by considering basically vanishes in the error rate for the primary problem you’d have to solve, which is that you have — whoops — zero money.

Let alone the fact that if we ever wanted to colonize some other planet we’d have to completely chemically remake an entire (probably toxic) atmosphere, starting with zero infrastructure on the ground, develop agriculture out of (probably toxic) local conditions, probably create some kind of water system, terraform an entire planet with nothing but what we can fit in an apartment-sized rocket. Suggesting these kinds of things as some kind of response to the fact that we can’t change a miniscule atmospheric carbon issue with our entire species’ infrastructure already in place here, or figure out how to better manage our current agricultural waste, or water issues here, or whatever the long-term environmental problem you’re speculating about is, is just — no. No, nope, stop. Category error, do not proceed.

​Name me any problem on earth that you think could be solved by space, and I’ll name you a solution on earth that’s six or seven orders of magnitude easier to effect here.

Extra-Humanism

Or, What Stories Should We Tell, Lacking a Word for the Breach

Hypothesis: that human societies are still trying to get their heads around a set of artistic, cultural, religious, and philosophical responses to a pretty radical realignment of our understanding of man’s relation to the natural world post-1850. The arts, religion, philosophy — these are all essentially storytelling disciplines, explaining ourselves to ourselves, to pass on to our children this learned idea of what it means to be human. So over a really, really long time — say, 10,000 BC, with the advent of agriculture and human settlement, up to the start of the industrial revolution — we’ve developed narrative and thematic frameworks for understanding our place in the world that implicitly endorse a few assumptions. These might include: 

  • On a large enough scale, the planet could always absorb human expansion/industry/development, and so these were categorically positive things.
  • Human beings are separate from and higher than animals/nature in a certain moral sense, i.e., the goal of ethics is to maximize human flourishing.
  • The natural world is bigger and more powerful than human beings could ever meaningfully influence — maybe there’s a panoply of Gods up there controlling the environment that we must contend against, but anyone who invokes the idea of man controlling the earth is just modeling hubris. We don’t even need a vocabulary for the concept.

During this period, Homer and Shakespeare set templates for the Western literary canon, the planet’s major religions developed their basic tenets, and around the world we developed mythologies and storytelling templates that model these basic assumptions about who we are, what we could do, and how the natural world responds. We developed archetypes for explaining this to our children, and those archetypes are founded at least in part on this pre-anthropocene understanding of our relation to the world.

Now, in the last 150 years, things have shifted a bit.

In 1800, estimates have the human population at less than a billion. Currently, estimates say we’ll breach 10 billion in this century. Consequently, in the last couple decades, the concept of a “carrying capacity” of the planet has emerged where there was no real conceptual corollary before.

In 1859, The Origin of the Species turned man’s understandings of his role in the ecosystem on its head, and its moral implications are still being culturally absorbed. What has dominantly been a story of man’s separation from/superiority to the life around us (or even from our own racial subgroups) has been sharply reframed. Now we have to ask, are we morally differentiable from our evolutionary competitors, and if so, on what grounds?

Within the last seventy years or so, we’ve started to understand our capacity to actually damage a planet. Nuclear weapons are the most obvious, uncontested version of humanity’s existential threat to its home. Climate change is likely to dramatically upset civilizations around the globe and the ecosystem services they were built around. There is also a real outlier risk where humans don’t curb their GHG emissions, or runaway feedback effects pick up, that has caused accomplished climate scientists like NASA’s former Goddard Institute chief, James Hansen, to posit extinction scenarios. And even if it’s not speculative human extinction, our impact on the broader ecosystem is uncontested. Half the wildlife on earth has vanished in the last 40 years – past tense. We refer to our impact on the planet as the “sixth mass extinction,” right up there with the one that took out the dinosaurs. I look to thinkers like evolutionary biologist E.O. Wilson, with his “Half Earth” call for a human retreat from 50% of the planet in order to preserve ecosystems, as just the beginning of a cultural response to our new understanding of our place in the world.

So these are pretty enormous shifts in our moral, cosmological, and human development frameworks in a historically-speaking pretty short period of time. 150 years ago, we were a fraction of our current size as a species, had sparse experience with extinction, had no meaningful lens to understand environmental destruction on a large or permanent scale, and assumed our role in creation was as its disinterested keeper, or at worst, consumer. Man’s cultural perspective was therefore appropriately insular – our mythologies evolved to mostly explain man’s relation to himself.

This is no longer true to a large degree, and I wonder if we’re still trying to react.

Culture clearly has a place in this dialogue. Scientific headlines can inform how we tell stories about ourselves, but they are an input. We have always been a storytelling species. We will always need to explain ourselves to ourselves through some sort of narrative device. And today, there remains some cognitive dissonance between what science is telling us now and the body of story we’ve inherited. You might even extrapolate that our state of political inaction towards environmental/planetary/interspecies challenges derives from this cognitive dissonance. “Common sense” just tells us there’s no way we should be concerned about blowing up the planet or the moral plight of animals or exhausting our natural resources. But that common sense is inherited from some long cultural narratives that predate these shifts.

Hypothesize that there’s some sort of extra-humanist movement in art or culture that’s waiting to really come into its prime. I don’t know what form they will take or who will write them, but I think in my generation and beyond there will have to be writers, filmmakers, philosophers, politicians, etc. who try to tell new kinds of stories that are responsive to this shift. We will need stories that operate outside of our relationships with each other and consider our relations to a broader, more vulnerable, more interconnected, more morally weighted environment. What could it look like, raw speculation – maybe non-children’s stories that come from the perspectives of animals. Mythologies that reflect human conflict with ecosystems. Morality plays that emphasize the power of people to preserve or destroy a thing that is not us. Maybe the rebirth of allegory as a popular mode of dramatizing conflicts that are larger than human contestants. I don’t know. But there is  something missing in the minds of people that I think reflects us not quite having come to terms yet with some real shifts over the last 150 years in understanding our relationship with the rest of creation. With the fact that we’re not even the imperishable center of our own world. And we may not yet have the mythic, narrative, cultural archetypes in our vocabulary to put that breach into the necessary terms.

Don DeLillo

Let’s be real — every character is Don DeLillo’s head on somebody else’s body. Speaking in the same abstract, existentially distracted stream of consciousness. Grammatically unmoored half-sentences recording the silently gravitational minutia of place and time. Seguing unannounced into deep psychic spectres of American life.

Even children. Yes, I would like to play with the ball. It glistens red and the tactile sense of the grooves under your fingers, satisfying yield to control. The textured rubber, submitting minutely, pliant. The industrial process that produces such an instrument. Every one alike, thousands of them identical in the hands of actual, believable children like me. The American ball industry, always churning. I am conscious my complicity in its oscillations.

I mean, I love this man, but just have to point this out.